Einstein Said: Everything is relative .
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Karunanidhi said: Relative is everthing .
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Rajinikanth said: I am everything .
Books best friend hoti hain.
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Bhagvan jane kis ki??
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Mera tou khoon pi gai hain
ACP TO DAYA,
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"holi ke rang CID mein naYI khushi laayii hai.
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.holi ke rang CID mein nayi khushi layii hai,
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daya toliet ka darwaza khol do mujhe TATTIaayi ha"
Teacher : Our next generationwill not b able tosee polar bears and tigers !!
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.Pappu : To ham kya kare ?
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Hamne bhi to kabhi dinasaur nhidekhe,kabhi shikayat ki ?
Boy: Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho?
Girl: Who’s this?
Boy: Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl: Tu Bunty hai na.
Boy: Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl: Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na.
Boy: Yes but how you know me??
Girl: Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy: Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun!!Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!