Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The,
Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya
Aur Vo Santa Se Bola
Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”
Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”
Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Chxtiya, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte The”
Pappu Jokes
Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai
Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen HaiPar Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
CID pr PJ to aye din bante rehte hain,
CID pr PJ to aye din bante rehte hain,
ACP::”daya pata karo log hme ch**iya kyu kehte hain”
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol..
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'?
Whole body was born in India .
My ex was a lot like Arvind Kejri Deserved a slap every time he opened his
mouth.
For those girls who say that-"mere piche to bhot se ladke padehai"
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They always should remember that-"Low price always attract customers