Students Jokes
Ek ladKi SwarG mein gyi
bhagwan ne us se puchq kya chahiye tumhe ???.
LadKi boli :- meri kisi Engineer se shadi krwa do.
Bhagwan bolay :- beta pehle kisi Engineer ko swarg mein to aane do............
Sudhar jaO Kamino baat ab upar tak pahuch gayi hai.....
Ek Sachhi Ghatna Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Rooh
Tak Kaap Jati Hai,Lekin Zalimon Ke Hath Tak Nahi Kaape
Daheradun Ki 17 Saal Ki Ladki,
Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke Khelne Kudne Ke The,
Uske Sage Mama Aur Mami Ne Behla Fusla Kar Patakar UsseEngineering Ka Form Bharva Hi Diya.
Hum wo ENGINEER Nahi Hai Jinke Hathome
AC ya DC se jhatke Lag jaate Hai.
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Hum to un Mein Se Hai Jo SHORT-CIRCUIT Se
"Cigret" Jalate Hai
Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson?
Student: Nothing much....
Just Lavda Lasoon.
Teacher: What?
Pardon me....!!
Student: Just...Loved ThE LESON
Ek Engineer ne ,
B.teck k baad ,
Xerox ki shop khol Li .
Kisi ne puncha q bhai q ??
Wo sharma kr bola ....
Yaar jab ladki aa kr bolti h na ke...
Aage or peeche dono side se krna h to bass sun kr Feeling aa jaati h .