Students Jokes
Engineering student to a girl-.
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Student : Mere pass intelligence hai,
sense of humour hai tumhaare pass kya hai??
Girl : I am hot
Student : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki....
A SoFtWaRe EnGiNeeRinG WaS SmOkInG
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GiRl :- DiDn'T u See ThE WaRnInG
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SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH.
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EnGiNeeR :- We BoThEr OnLy AbOuT ErrOrS and NoT WaRnInGs.
Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf Roti Order Ki
Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki,
Aur Professor Khaali Plate Me Roti Dubo Kar Khane Laga
Waiter Hairaan Hokar: “Sir Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho Plate To Khaali Hai”
Professor: “Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun Aur Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.“
Teacher : English me counting sunao
Student : One, Two, Three, Four
Teacher: Aage?
Student : Get on the dance floor
Gets kicked out