Girl Jokes
Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Laga To Usne Dusri Ko Bola:
“Yaar Bada Darr Lag Raha Hai”
Dusri Haste Hue Boli: “Dar Na Apna Konsa Koi L*und Ukhaad Lega“
Me:- yOu hv bf ??
She:- yEah.....
Me:- in whIch FormAt 3gp or mp4 ??
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ßLocKeD.... :D
Biwi Ko Khush Kaise Rakhe?
Sabhi Is Baat Se Pareshan Hai Par BabaSaxidas Ne 3 Khas Tarike Bataye Hai Jis Se Biwi Khush Rahti Hai.
1- Roz Uske Saath Karo, Compromise.
2- Roz Uske Dono Dabaao, Per.
3- Roz Apna Khol K Uske Hatho Me De Do,
Purse.Note: Ye Tarika Aap Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Bhi Apna Sakte Hai
7th Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Night Club Mein Dekhkar College Ki Ladki Ne Hairani Se Us Se Puchha
Ladki: “Tum Itni Choti Si Hokar Is Club Mein Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”
Bachhi: “Jab Irado Mein Ho Hausla To Body Mein Kyu Nahi?”
Ladki Ko Ko Samjh Na Aaya To
Usne Pucha: “Kya?”
Bachhi Muskurate Hue: “Aunty, Sirf 2 Balls Ka Hi To Farak Hai, Aa Jayenge“
Sir -subah jab ladkiya uthti hai to aankhe Q masalti hai?
Madar.c**d student - Sir Q ki unke pass hamare jaise t**te nahi hote khujane ke liye.
She : Aww, Howzz ewWw? Supzz? Uah dp is so kewl! Talking to ewww afterr xucha long timee.. xoxo :D
Me : behen pehle gutkha thook ke aao muh se. :P
*blocked* >:(
Girl at election booth -
"Bhaiyya, pink colour waali ink nahi hai aapke paas?" :D