Beti 10000 Rs Kama Ke Ghar Aayi To Uska Baap Usko Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaya
Baap: “Juthe Pankhadi Jyotish, Tune Kaha Tha Ki Meri Beti Kuch Nahi Kamayegi, Dekh Ye 10000 Rs Kama Ke Laayi Hai”
Jyotish: “Bhai Sahab, Mene Iske Hath Ki Rekha Dekhi Thi, Chxt Ki Nahi“
Girl Jokes
Question: “Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Answer: “Bra Mein Kapda Kum Lagta Hai Aur Maal Jyada Aata Hai Aur Baniyan Mein Kapada Jyada Lagata Hai Aur Maal Kum Aata Hai.”
Ladkiyan Aur Unki Shopping
Khareedna To Kuchh Hota Nahi
BasYe Kya Hai?
Wo Kya Hai?
Wo Dikhana,
Oye Ye Dekh,
Wow! Wo Dekh,
Ye Kitna Achha Hai Na,Wow!
Kitna Beautiful Hai,Ye Kitne Ka Hai,
Wo Kitne Ka Hai,Awwwwwwww!
Itna Costly,
5 Ghanta Lagati Hain.
Phir Gol-Gappe Kha Ke,
Or
Dupatta Peeko Kara Ke Ghar Wapis.
Every girl has "Darr wala SRK" in her life,
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who never loses feelings for her..