Ladka Apni Premika Ko Lekar Ek Hotel Mein Gaya
Khana Peena Khane Ke Baad Jab Sone Ki Baari Aayi To Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha
Ladka: “Hello Darling, Nind Nahi Aa Rahi Hai S*x Ho Jaye?”
Ladki Gusse Se: “Abe Bhosdi Ke Meri Ch*t Mein Kon Sa Teri Maan Loriyan Gaa Rahi Hai, Jo Tujhe Nind Aa Jayegi, Muthh Maar Aur So Ja”
Ladki Ne Shayad Sprite Pee Thi, Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwas
Girl Jokes
Suhag Raat Ko Pati Ne Patni Ki Taange Uthai,
To Patni Rone Lagi
Pati: “Kya Hua?”
Patni: “Kuch Nahi Hamra Padosi Deepak Yaad Aagya, Uska Bhi Yehi Style Tha“
Santa Banta Ek Din Film Se Related Baat Kar Rahe The To Achanak Se Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “Deepa Mehta Ne Ek Film Lesb*ens Par Banayi Naam Rakha Fire Ab Wo Gay Ke Upar Film Bana Rahi Hai Socho Uska Naam Kya Hoga?”
Banta: “Pata Nahi”
Santa: “Backfire“
Kuch Ladkiyan Khade Ho Kar Deti Hain,
Kuch Ladkiyan Beth Kar Deti Hain,
Kuch Ladkiyan To Dono Tarah (Khade Aur Beth Kar) De Sakti Hain,
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You Dirty Mind …. Jhadoo
Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,
Kamre Ke Andhar,
Table Ke Upar,
Pankhe Ke Neeche,
De Tacatac… Tacatac…De Tacatac… Tacatac…
Salo Tennis Khel Raha Tha,
Jaruri Nahi Har Jagha Zinga LaLa Kare.