Girl Jokes
Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!........
Kake jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne post kiya hai!!
She : Kya kal le oo Baby ?
He : Burger Kharaha hu ..
She : Meko b khana hai ..
He : Phonepe kaise khilau ?
She : Meko ni pata mekokhna hai ..
**Slaps himself** :/
Ladki Ke Set Hone Se Chudne Tak 16 Nakhre:
1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo
2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon
3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi
4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi
5. Main Aa To Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi
6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega
7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai
8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans To Mat Utaro
9. O.K. Udaas Mat Hovo Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi
10. Yaar Light Band Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai
11. Ye To Bahut Lamba Hai, Ander Hi Nahi Jayega
12. Suna Hai Pahli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai
13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna Zor Se Mat Dalna
14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Plz Bahar Nikalo
15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dalo Na
16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
“Statutory Warning: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside“