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Kafi Time Tak Affair Chalne Ke Baad Ek Din Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha.

Ladka: “Hum Dono Kafi Time Se Sath Hai Aur Agar Bhagwan Ne Chahaa To Aur Hum Mile To Shadi Kar Lenge, Aur Kuch Galat Ho Gaya To Alag Ho Jayenge”

 

Ladki Kuch Soch Kar Boli: “Par, Galti Kis Ke Paas Rahegi?“

Girl Jokes

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".

1. Save time.

2. Can sleep well.

3. Don't have to bother about missed calls.

4. Don't have to worry about how you look.

5. Can eat in any restaurant.

6. No boring SMS in the middle of night.

7. Can talk with all girls.

8. You won't hear `aaw.. You are dull today`

.9. Can go anywhere with any one.

10. Don't have to listen same old crap jokes..

 

BONUS:- You will live a long life... So be aware of LOVER!

He : Is pyaar ko mein kya naam du ?

 

She : Friend Zone

She: Bhaiya burger.

He: khana hai ya pack karu?

 

She: khana hai pack kar do.

 

Girls will be girls.

Hottest Message On A Girl’s T-Shirt:

Sirf Sochne Se Nahin…

Sirf Dekhne Se Nahin…

Kuch Karne Se Bada Hota Hain…

 

Aur Khada Hota Hain…“Insaan“

 

 

There was a time i used to write poems.

So i wrote one for my crush.

 

My crushappreciated my talent and asked me to make poems for his crush.

 

I literally got Shakespearzoned

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