Pappu Jokes
Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Toota Hua Chashma Pahan Ke Aaya
Teacher Ne Usko Dekha Aur Ghabra Kar Pucha.
Madam: “Arey Kya Hua?”
Pappu: “Ji Main Apni Girl-Friend Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha”
Madam Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “To Fir Chashma Kaise Toot Gaya?”
Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Ji Usne Apni Taange Band Kar Li Thi“
Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha,
Master: “Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chxtiya Hota Hai”
Pappu: “Sir Ji, Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi“
Lady Doctor: Mat Sharmayo, Khol Ke
Dikhayo.. Maine Pehle Bahut Dekhe Hain,
Kiya Problem Hain,
Main Check Karungi.?
Pappu : Meri GF Ko Lagta Hain Ke Mere
Lund Ka Taste Fika Hain..!
Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha
Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga”
Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“
Class Mein Madam Ne Bachho Se Puchha
Madam: “Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?”
Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta,
Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola
Pappu: “Madam, Agar Aap Br@ Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori“