Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Hindi Ka
Muhavra Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Pappu Beta Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana
Ka Koi Example Do”
Pappu: “Madam, Yeh To Wahi Baat Ho Gayi Ke
Hum Bhalu Ko Apni Jhantein Dikhaye“
Pappu Jokes
Vese To Sab Jante Hai Ki Santa Ek Mast Character
Hai Jo Har Kisi Ke Chehre Pe Hasi La Deta Hai,
Par Kya Ki Janta Hai Ki Wo Kaam (Work) Kya Karta Hai,
Nahi Na, To Aaj Sune Pappu Ki Jubani Santa Ka Kaam.-
Teacher Pappu Se Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?”
Pappu: “Sir, Wo Roz Galiyaan Khaate Hai”
Teacher: “Kya Matlab Hai Tumahara?”
Pappu: “Ji, Wo Customer Care Executive Hai“
Ek Ladki Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?”
Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu
Wada Ke Liye,
Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“
Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi,
Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha.
Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha.
Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha.
Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?”
Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata
Nahi Marega Ya Nahi“
Pappu Aur uski GF Chinki Park Me baithe the ,
ek hot Ladki unke samne se guzri,
Hot Ladki ko dek kar chinki boli - kitne bade hai uske?
Pappu - Ha bahot Bade hai :oChinki - kya vo artificial hai ?
Pappu - nahi muje lagta hai natural hai !Chinki - Natural earrings??
Total silences