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Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The,

Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya

Aur Vo Santa Se Bola

 

Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”

 

Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”

 

Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Chxtiya, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte The”

 

Pappu Jokes

Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Madam Ne Ek Din Usko Bade Pyar Se Puchha

 

Madam: “Pappu Beta, Tumhe Sabse Jyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?”

 

Pappu Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aap Mujhe Susu Karane Ke Liye Meri Nunni Hath Se Bahar Nikalti Ho”

Pappu Ko Dast(loose motion) Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai

 

Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”

 

Pappu Jawab Deta Hai:

 

“Haan Kela To Liya Tha Lekin Jab Nikala To Phir Shuru Ho Gaye“

Golu - Ae Papya,Tere Hath Pair Q Kaap Rahe Hai ,

Aaj Tu Itna Ghabraya Huva Kyu Hai

 

Pappu - Thoda Confusion Ho Gaya Yaar :(

 

Golu - Kya Confusion Huva ?? o.O

 

Pappu - Arey Me Jungle Me Tatti Kar Raha Tha,

To Muje Ped (tree) Ke Piche Kuch Dikha,

Muje Laga Saap (snake) Hai :o,

Par Vo Ped Ki Lakdi Nikali :/

 

Golu - Sale Fattu Isme Itna Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai :v

 

Pappu - Lekin Fir Jab Meine Us Saap Ko Marne Ke Liye Jo Lakdi Udhayi Vo Asli Saap Nikala

Actress : at shooting ...

ufff kitni garmi hai ...

Aise lag raha hai kissi bade Fan ke

niche jaake soh jau ...

 

Pappu : Mam mai aapka bahot bada Fan hu

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