Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge,
To Batao Ek Aurat Ek Khidki Se Jhank Rahi Hai,
Ye Kya Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua”
Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?”
Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To R@ndi Bazar Hua“
Pappu Jokes
Pappu Ek Din Apni Girlfriend
Ko Ghar Lekar Aya Aur Uska S*x
Ka Mood Ban Gaya.
Ab Problem Ye Thi Ki Vo Usko Directly S*x Ko Bol Nahi Sakta Tha,Dimag Lagaya To Ek Idea Aya, Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhate Hue BolaPappu:
“Agar Tum 500gm Weight Ek Minute Mein Kam Kar Do To Tum Jyada Sundar Aur S*xy Lagogi”Girlfriend Hairani Se:
“Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai?”Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“
Pappu Bachpan Mein Bada Hi Shaitan
Tha, Aur Badi Sharate Kiya Karta ThaEk Din Uske Rishtedari Mein Ek Shadi Thi, Santa-Preeto Iss Sharat Par Shaadi Mein Lekar Jate Hai Ki Wo Kisi Se Bolega Nahi,
Pappu Sharat Maan Kar Shadi Mein Aa Jata Hai, Aur Sharat Ke Mutabik Kisi Se Nahi Bolta,Lekin Thodi Hi Der Mein Ek Aadmi Pappu Ki Shikayat Lekar Santa-Preeto Ke Paas Aa Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,
Aadmi: “Aapka Bachha Bahut Hi Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Hai”Santa: “Kis Tarah Ke Ishare Kar Raha Tha?
”Aadmi: “Pehle To Usne Hath Mein L_und Bana Kar Dikhaya, Phir Hath Mein C_hut Bana Kar Dikhayi Aur Uske Baad Hath Se Chodne Ka Ishara Karne Laga”
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Usko Bahut Danta Aur Pucha: “Kya Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Tha Be Tu?”
Pappu: “Main To Hath Se L_und Bana Kar Inse Puch Raha Tha Ki Aap Ladke Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?”
Jab Ye Kuch Nahi Bole To Mene C_hut Bana Kar Pucha Ki Aap Ladki Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?
Jab Ye Dono Baar Mein Kuch Nahi Bole Tab Mene Inse Ishare
Mein Pucha: “Jab Ladka Aur Ladki Kisi Bhi Side Se Nahi Ho To Yaha Kya Gxnd Marvane Aaye Ho?“