Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The,
Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya
Aur Vo Santa Se Bola
Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”
Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”
Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Chxtiya, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte The”
Pappu Jokes
Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek Din Ghar Par Badi Late Aya
Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko Bola:
“Tu Itni Raat Ko Kidhar Tha?”
Pappu: “Mummy, Vo Main Sath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh Raha Tha”
Maa: “Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar Ka Man Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band Ho Jaata Hai”
Pappu: “Par Mummy Mene To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi”“Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Hui Thi, Tabhi Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska Hath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy Karta Hua Bed Pe Lita Leta Hai”Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko Maara
Maa: “O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha Tha”
Santa: “Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai“
Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko
Khada Kiya Aur Puchha
Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui
– Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?”
Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”