SMS Jokes
Ek Ladka Ek Call girl Ke Sath S*x Karne Ki Tyari Karne Laga.
Ladke Ke Haath Ferne Se Callgirl Utejit Ho Gayi Aur Tharki Awaj Mein Boli
Callgirl: “Mere Muh Mein Ungli Dalo,
Meri G@nd Mein Ungli Dalo,
Aah Meri Chxt Mein Ungli Dalo”
Ladka: “Bahen Ki Lodi, Ye L*nd Kya Joke Padne Wale Ki G@nd Mein Dalu“
Do Buddhe Full Daaru Peekar Ek Kothe Pe S*x Karne Gaye.
Koi Ladki Budho Se S3x Ke Liye Nahi Maani To Agent Ne Unhe Rubber Ki Do Ladkiya (Nakli) Mein Hawa Bhar Ke De Di Aur Kaha
Agent: “Ladki Nashe Mein Hai Tum Apna-Apna Kaam Kar Lo”
Jab Subah Dono Kothe Se Baahar Nikle To Aapas Mein Baatein Karne Lage.
Pahla Buddha: “Yaar, Ladki Nashe Mein Nahi Thi, Laash Thi Saali, Saari Raat Khud Hi Hil-Hil Kar S3x Kiya”
Dusra Buddha Rote Hue Bola: “Abe Mujhe To Bhootni De Di Haramiyo Ne, Maine Josh Josh Mein Uski Chuchi Par Kaata To Soooooooon Ki Awaaz Ke Sath Tej Hawa Aayi Aur Ladki Udd Ke Khidki Ke Bahar Chali Gayi Saari Raat Meri Dar Ke Mare Fati Rahi“
Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola.
Ladka: “Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena”
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Itne Chote Aur Cigret”
Ladka: “Mere Liye Nahi Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon,
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C@ndom De Do“
Ek Bachhe Ke Shoes Ke Lays Khul Jate Hai,
Wo Apni Madam Se Bolta Hai.
Bachha: “Madam, Mere Shoes Ke Lays Baand Do”
Madam: “Nahi Haramkhor Tu Phir Mere Balls Dekh Lega”
Bachha: “Nahi Madam, Is Baar Class Walon Ko Aapki G@nd Dikhani Hai“