True luv is when a Boy asks d girl 4 a kiss & Girl simply closes her eyes & allows d boy to kiss on her lips, But d boy kisses on d forehead & says I hv a whole life 2 Do dat..
Bhai log, Yeh sab Ch*tiyapa hai. Jidhar bhi mauka mile mission poora kardena. Just remember 'The 1 who hesitates..... Later masturb*tes'.....issued in public interest
Boys Jokes
Only A Guy Can Understand This:
“Sun Is Not The Only Thing That Rises In The Morning“
William Sexfear Best Quote Of The Year
Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Women,
&
Behind Every Awesome Man, There Is A Bitchh Who Broke His Heart Once.
Boys these days,
Tum kisi or se Ishq kar lo,
Hume sudharne me time lagega.
Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Jungle Mein Se.x Kar Rahe Hote Hai.
Ladki Ko Maja Dene Ke Liye Ladka Uski Ch.oot Ko Chatne Lag Gaya.
15 Minute Baad Ladka Bola: “Agar Torch Hoti To Mazza Aa Jata”
Ladki Boli: “Mujhe Bhi, Kyun Ki 15 Minutes Se Tum Ghass Hi Chaat Rahe Ho“
Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“