Most of the guys who are actually ignored by girls
in School/College life,
are the nicest and better husband material.!!
Boys Jokes
Aaj ka vichar,
girls 300 rs.
Ki 1 sandle khareeD k laati hain,
aur
puri colony me faila deti hain k MAIN SHOPPINGKARKE AAYI HOON . ...
aur..Boys 1000 rs.
Ki daaru peekr aate hain,
aur ghr pe aakr chupchap so jate hain . ......
Ise kehte hain,SIMPLE LIVING & HIGH THINKING .
That awesome moment
when you try to overtake a girl on scooty
and a
llof a sudden she decides to Racewith you
Everyone: are you okay??
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset??
everyone: you look confused??
everyone: are you sick??
Me- Meri Sakal hi aisi hai bc
Husband: "Jaan socha call kar loon,
tum miss to kar rahi hogi?"
Wife: "Aurr subah jo ladai hui thi,
woh kya tha?"........
Husband: Silent....(Saala ghar ka number lag gaya?)
I Don't Always Wear Sunglasses.
But When I Do, I Stare At Girl's
Few Hours back in Metro.
Lady: Bhaisaab yeh baat nhi maan raha hai,
ro raha hai kab se.
Aap mere bete ko daant dijiye zara.
That Guy (Bhaisaab): Chup kar ja Bc .
Abhi chamaat mar ke gxnd lal kar dunga gandu.
Lady: Bas hogaya.. Rone dijiye usse.