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Boys Jokes

She: tum mere liye Taj Mahal banaoge??

 

He: sure.... shakkar kitna chamach logi?

 

*BLOCKED*

Haircut At Saloon

 

Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..Zyada short mat kar dena, Curls bhi chahiye

 

Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage.

Kya Sunaoon Apni sabar ki kahani tumko....

 

Samundar ka Rakhwala tha,

 

aur Saari Umar pyasa raha. :D

 

-From:Babu Chaukidaar(GIRLS COLLEGE)

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya….

 

Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi...

 

FirLadke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh...

 

Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??

 

....Thodi Jagah Dena,behan ji

 

Jhaadu Lagana hai.

 

“Berozgaari ki hadd hai!!....

Meri GirlFriend Ne MujSe breakup Kar Liya.

 

Vo Kehti Hai Mujme Bahot Bachpana Hai .

 

Meine Ek Gehari Saans Li,

 

Thoda Shant (Relax) Huva.

 

Gf Ke Gar Gaya,

 

Aur..

 

DoorBell Baja Ke Bhaag Gaya

Girl: “Hey What’s Up?”

 

Boy: Agar Meine Tumhe Bata Diya ,

 

To Fir Aap Uspe Baithogi Kya ??

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