Boys Jokes
Friends call us just for two reasons:
1. To check whether we are alive or not
2. To ask 'Bhai ek help karega?'
Important msg too all mere bhaiooo
Kabhi bhi raste me chalte samay
mobile me
nazre mat lagaye raho....
itna bhi mobile me busy na hojao ki
saamne se.........
ladki guzar jaye aur tumhe pata bhinachale..."
Ladka Ladki Ka Do Mahine Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Ek Din Pappu Ke Paas Beth Ke Uske Hath Pe Apna Hath Rakh Ke Pyar Se Puchha.
Ladki: “Agar Chance Mila Toh Tum Mujh Se Shaadi Karo Gey?”
Ladka: “Agar Chance Mil Gaya To Phir Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai.“
Husband Bangkok Trip Par Gaya Hua Thha, Bahut Dino Tak Wapis Nahi Lauta.
Wife Ne Usko Email Kari Jismein Usmein Likha Thha.
“Darling, Waha Tum Jo Chhez Kharid Rahe Ho, Kya Mein Wo Yaha Bechna Shuru Kardu?”
Aur Pati Dusre Din Vapis Ghar Mein Thha
1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.
2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.
3rd Time Jalan Hui.
4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!
Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he:
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eg..
Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya..
matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi..
ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh???.
toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????