Boys Jokes
Waqt k sath sab badal jayega.
Classroom Se Officekitab Se File
Jeans Se Dress pant
Pocket money Se Salary
Teacher Se Boss
Or
Girlfriend Se BV
Lekin kya nahi badlega?
Dost.Q k dost humesha dost rehte hain.
Jo Sukh Dukh Mein Hamesha Free Me daru pine aa Jate hai
Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath S*x Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi,
Ladka: “Kya Hua Jaan?”
Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai”
Ladka: “Nahi Jaan Dusra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai“
Light Chale Jaane Par:
U.K: “Oh No”
U.S.A: “Whats This”
Germany: “Oh Shit”
Europe: “Hey Shit Man”
India: “Inki Behen Ko Chodu, Abi To Aayi Thi“
Today Is SORRY DAY,
Aaj k din sabko apni galti accept kar leni chahiye, Agar Meri Koi Bat buri lagi ho toh
Mere laude se !
Hum ye din nahi manate hai.
He- kya kar rahi hai?
She- leti hu. :)
He- kya leti hai? :-p*
Blocked*
Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi,
Uske Sath Chota Bachha Beitha Use Dekh Raha Tha,
Ladki Bachhe Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli:
“Car Chalani Hai Kya?”
Bachha: “Nahi Car Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho To Horn Baja Loon?“