Boys Jokes
Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki,
Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai,
Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere,
Bilkul Galat…..Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai??????“
Br@ Mein Kab Haath Daalu“
Ek Husband Wife Ki Gxnd Pe Haath Fer Ke Ro Pada,
Toh Wife Ne Puchha.
Wife: “Dear Aap Kyu Ro Rahe Ho?”
Husband: “Tumhari Gxnd Pe Haath Fer Ke Aaj Usski Yaad Aa Gayi, Jo Ye Joke Pad Raha Hai“
When Girls meet -
Girl 1 - Aww kitti mast Dress hai..
Kidhar se kharidi Tune Girl
2 - Big Bazar Mall Se ..
Sale thi na ..
rs 8000 only :D :D
--------When Boys Meet -
Boy 1 - aur bhai,kya bolte?
t-shirt to mast phasake aaya tu to.
Kidhar se Chori Ki be ??
Boy 2 - pagle , Appan Chori kiya kya kabi??
Branded liya Chor Bazar Se ,
wo bhi sirf150rs me
Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Ki Undrwear Dekh Ke Boli.
Girl Gusse Se: “Tum Local Use Karte Ho Branded Nahi”Ladka Bhi Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Bhakt Thha, Jatt Se Bola
Ladka: “Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki Puch Lo Gyan, Mol Karo Talwar Ki Fati Rehne Do Myan“
It doesn't matter which language you choose when you call customer care.
Within 5 minutes you'll be abusing them in Hindi only.