Pappu Ke College Mein Ek Badi
Hi Sunder Ladki Aayi,
Use Dekh Ke Pappu Ki Laar Gutne Tak Pahunch Gayi.
Ab Vo Ye Jugaad Karne Mein Lag Gaya
Ki Isko Kaisi Chodu.
Ab Har Koi Janta Hai Ki Paisa Bado Bado Ki Kamjori Hai.
Ek Din Papu Ladki Ko Bola:
“Agar Tum Mujhe Apne Ek Ball Pe
Bite (Chakki) Marne Do To Tumhe 1 Lac Rs Dunga”
Ladki Ne Kuch Socha Aur Tyar Ho Gayi.
Pappu Le Gaya Hotel Aur Uske Kapde Utar Ke Usko Chodna Aur Balls Ko Chooma Chatna Shuru Kar DiyaLadki Kuch Der Bad Tang Aa Kar
Boli: “Tum Ball Pe Bite Kyu Nahi Kar Rahe?”
Pappu: “Na Ji Na Vo Bahut Mahnga Hai,
Itni Meri Aukat Kahan“
Pappu Jokes
Pappu Apne Teacher Se Puchhta Hai.
Pappu: “Sir, Jo Kaam Maine Kiya Hi Nahi,
Kya Uske Liye Mujhe Sazaa Milni Chahiye?”
Teacher: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi.”
Pappu: “Sir, To Maine Aaj Ka Home-Work Nahi Kiya.”
Pappu Ne Gali Mein Jati Hui Ladki Ko Ungli Kardi.
Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya,
Dikhta Nahi Hai”
Pappu: “Kyu Kya Hua,
Sahi Jagah Nahi Gusi Kya?“
Gow Ke Ek Ladke Golu Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gayi ..
To Vo Apne Bhai Pappu K Sath City Ke Ek Hospital Gaya,
To Doctor Ne Usse Admit Kar Diya ,
Aur usko Saline Lagi.
Raat Ko Jab Saline End Hone Lagi
To Ussne Apne Bhai Pappu Se Kaha.
Golu : “Jao Sister Ko Bula Ke Lao”
Pappu Gaya Aur Ek Din Ke Baad Gow Se
Apni Behen Ko Le Aaya.
Ek Ladki Pappu Ki Tatto Banane Ki Dukan Me Gayi.
Girl: Mere Ghutne Par Animal Ka Tatto
Banane Ka Kitna Paisa Loge.
Tattoo Artist Pappu: 100Rs Billi Banane ka ,
50Rs Lion ka,,
Lekin Giraffe Free Me Bana Dunga :