Police ne 2 ladkon aur ek ladki ko park mein pakda.
Police: Tumhara naam kya hai ?aur Park mein kya kar rahe they ??
1st boy: Mera naam Kishan hai aur mai baansuri baja raha tha.
Police: Achha tum jao.Tumhara naam kya hai.......??2nd boy: Mera naam Kanhaiya hai aur mai baansuri baja raha tha.
Police: Achha tum bhi jao.
Police to girl: Aur tum bhi baansuri baja rahi hogi....??. .
Girl: Nahin Sir, mera hi naam Baansuri hai !
Girl Jokes
Ek Baar Mina Ki Saheli Us se xx Ke Baare Mein Kuch Jankaari Le Rahi Thi To Uski Saheli Puchti Hai
Saheli: “Kya Tum xx Karte Waqt Apne Pati Se Baat Karti Ho?”
Mina: “Agar Unka Phone Aa Jaye To Kar Hi Leti Hoon, Aakhir Pati Hai Wo Mere .
16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “1 Ke Peeche 22 Log”
26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai”
36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh”
45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: “Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai“
Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Hot Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai
Ladka: “Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?”
Aunti: “Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai“
Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.
Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai:
“Yeh Sab Kya Hai?
”Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chxdta Thha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal Leti Thi”
Tab Pati Machis Kholkar Dekhta Hai To Uss Mein Se Teen Dane Rajma Ke Niklte Hai.
Soch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hai.
Phir Puchta Hai:
“Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”
Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“