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Students Jokes

An engineer went to police station for

filing report for his missing wife:

 

Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

 

 

Inspector: What is her height

 

Engineer: I never noticed

Inspector:Slim or healthy

 

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

 

Inspector: Colour of eyes

 

Engineer: Never noticed

 

Inspector: Colour of hair

 

Engineer: Changes according toseason

 

Inspector: What was she wearing

 

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’tremember exactly

 

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????

 

Engineer: yes

 

Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car

Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission with manual mode.And it has full LEDheadlights, which use lightemitting diodes for all lightfunctions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…. AndtheN the engineer started crying…..

 

Inspector: Don't worry sir,..hum gaadi dhoond lenge.!!

Meri Graduation speech:

(4 mahine pehle ready kardi)

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Thanks

 

2 all faculties & frndz,WhatsApp, Twitter, FB.BSNL broadband service

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Specially Thanx Programmers jo apna project net pe upload krte he.Jise dwnload kr ke mene B.E pass kia he!

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