Students Jokes
An engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height
Engineer: I never noticed
Inspector:Slim or healthy
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Engineer: Changes according toseason
Inspector: What was she wearing
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’tremember exactly
Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????
Engineer: yes
Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car
Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatictransmission with manual mode.And it has full LEDheadlights, which use lightemitting diodes for all lightfunctions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…. AndtheN the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir,..hum gaadi dhoond lenge.!!
Meri Graduation speech:
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