Y do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books then
REFERENCE books..??
The local author says;
“Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill
came tumbling after"&REFERENCE BOOK says;
“ 2 humans ascended a certain geological
protuberance to collecthydride of oxygen
whose quantity is not specified.
One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical gravitational
error leading to complete disarray.
Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration,
whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity.
Students Jokes
This actually happenedduring viva :
Examiner : Kyaaata hai bata do usme sepoochunga ?
Friend : Sir,aapki kasam kuchh nahi aata mujhe :
How to identify an engineering student:
1. He/she will never talk about his/her studies.
2. The one who says ''maine 8 mein se 3 unit ki hai..tune?'' 30 minutes before the exam.
3. He will say the line ''BACK AA GAYI'' without any sad expresions.
4. The one who says to teacher ''Sir, report maine khud banayi hai..'' but goes blank when asked questions.
5. On a combined study night with friends,
at 3 AM they say ''Chal saale,
neche ghum ke aate hai..
'' and all others agree readily.
6.Who never fails to shout ''HAAAAAYE''
when their friend is talking to a girl in college.
7. Four guys on an activa and one of them saying ''Helmet nahi hai..chalan na ho jaye.''