A survey shows that 48% of
the Engineers do not know
the spelling of Engineering.
Happy Engineers Day
Students Jokes
Girl to her engineer bf:
Tum mujhe dhokha toh nhi dogena?
He: Ab tu bhi mera mazak udayegi?
Tujhe dhokha dene ke liye dusri kaha se launga?
Dear Sunday.......
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Ab aahi gaye ho to 2-3 din ruk kar jana
*Before Drinking*
"Bhai is baar tu pila de,Paise nahi hai.."
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*After Drinking*"
Arey jab tak tera bhai zinda hai,khub pi, tu Paise ki mat Soch..
"Dedicated to all Engineer's dostigiri
Happy Engineers Day
Classic insult:..
AIEEE results were declared..
A boy messaged his rank to girlfriend….
She replied:"naya number liya h kya….?
Teacher in exam :- Udas kyun ho??
Kya pen, pencil, roll no. bhul gye....!! :O :o.........
Student:- Dimag khrab mat kr yha main galat subject padhke aa gya,tuje pen pencil ki padi hai....!!
Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha........
santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:"
nikal saale bhootni k..
bada aaya mechanical engineer.."