A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'
Santa Banta
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing
Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.
Santa:I have seen u some where.
Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
Santa: Give Me An IdeaTo Become Poor
Banta: Make A HindiFilm With Himesh AsHero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea ToBecome Poor Not ABeggar ..
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.
Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?I thought..i thought ..i thought about it and wrote THUNK ;-)
omputer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?
Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?.......
Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . .
Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.