Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later
sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Santa Banta
One day Sardar went to a shop.
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.Let him go. You do ur job.
Always dont expect jokes on him..
Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he.
Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
Sardar to his friend..
I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..& u?
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..
1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha thaSanta:Bhag sale Bhag bhagCharger toh mere pas hai
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like?
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Santa: Will U marry, after I die.Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa jumps frm 50th floor.
Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son"20th
Floor:I'm not married&3rd Floor:Shit! I'm BANTA.
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)