Santa Banta
Santa at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...
santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekhHot coffee Rs.15Cold coffee.45
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer
:Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Train Chali,
Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies KaDibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
Santa - My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,what to do?
Banta - No Problem.Just Imagine she Came Back.
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchenand he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,Police or Ambulance?
Banta ped pe chada
to upr baitheyBandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.