Santa Banta
Santa at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Santa apni biwi k office gayato usne dekha k uski biwiboss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karnajahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kyaa..
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Maths Teacher Was TeachingMathematical ConversionsTeacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.Then ,
For 3000 KgsHow Much?
Santa-Ton!Ton!Ton!
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA
Sardar Apne Ghar KaDarwaza Kandhe Pe UthaKr Ja Raha Tha ..
Kisi Ne PoochaSardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???Sardar g Ne Kaha:Tala Khulwane ...
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe thek achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia..
Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne lagadekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi haiyaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
BantaSingh: "Yaar Santa,Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.Last Year My Wife Died,I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Santa In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 aVomit Bag,
Air HostessGives Him The Bag AfterFew Minutes When SheComes Back Evry1 WasVomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd"Santa g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Santa: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena LokanNu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "