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Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,

Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD

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Jab bhi ACP Pradyuman ungli ghuma ke kehta hai… OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

CID Jokes

Aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

 

ACP to khooni : ab puri zindagi sadte rehna jail me....

Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ...

Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ......

 

jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat ,

Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya !!!

Aaakhir Sachin Tendulkar Ne Yeh 200 Run Banye Kaise!!!??

 

ACP : Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??...

Kuch samaj mey nahi aa raha

Abhijeet!..Daya, Abhijeet abhi ke abhi pata karo...

Uss stadium mey baithe har ek aadmi se pooncho...

ki agar yeh runs banaye toh banaye kaisey???

 

Abhijeet to Stadium watchman : Tu uss din kahan tha jab Sachin ne 200 banaye? haaein?!.

Daya : Sir yeh stadium ka Darwaza toh locked hai!

 

ACP: Daya,... Darwaaza tod do!

Aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

 

ACP to khooni : ab puri zindagi sadte rehna jail me....

Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..

Gor Frmaiye..

Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...

 

Acp Tha Toilet Me OrDaya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega

Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega

 

Hum CID se hekoi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA!

kab se me sun rha hu tumari bak-bak

wah-wah

kab se me sun rha hu tumari buk-buk

 

ACP- ab bus intjar karte rehna jail me fansi ka order aane tak.

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