CID Jokes
Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.
Tab…Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai?Ruma-Haa.
Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
Ruma-Haa.A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no!
Oh no!Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!
Mere papa ne mujhe nai bike di hai…..
wah wah…
Mere papa ne mujhe nai bike di hai……
ACP ne kaha pakad lo yehi khuni hai…..
CID is back..
Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
ACP bola,
Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi he……
prite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza……..
wah..wah
sprite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza……..
acp to daya:- lagta hain yahi hain woh khufiya darwaza
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.
subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha…..
wah wah…
subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha…..
abhijit,daya.: is lash ko dekhkar lagta hain ke khuni ne isse kata bich me se adha adha
Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge,Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge!!I
ss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro
Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!
takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do….
wah wah
takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do…
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha: daya, ye darwaza tod do…
Devdas & CID special
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Wah wah
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
ACP ne kaha, Daya ye darwaza tod do