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dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet......

 

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ' kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

CID Jokes

Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi mura

 

dkash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad....

 

Acp pradyuman ne kaha 'daya, haath laga kya koi suraag ?

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

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Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

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Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.

Ye haseen vaadiyan,aur khula khula akaash.!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,Aur khula khula akaash

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MY GOD Abhijit!Ek aur laash!

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h

 

ACP bola-Abhijeet zara pata kro ye hm pe itne Pjs Kaun bana rha hai

Likh Do Paigam Kuch Aisa K

Kalam B Rone Par Majbur Ho Jaye

Wah Wah

Har Lafz Me Dard Bharo Itna K

 

Examiner B 35 Marks Dene Pe Majbur Ho Jaye

5 rs. Ka ek samosa,

10 rs. Ka do !

5 ka ek samosa dus ka do

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 Acp pradyuman ne kaha ' daya, darwaza tod do

 

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet......

 

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ' kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

 

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

 

Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye....!

Devdas ko pasand thi paro..

Wah wahh..

Devdas ko pasand thi paro..

 

ACP kehta hai " Daya, aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro!"

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