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CID Jokes

Tumhari Biwi Ki BahenTumhari Sali He

Wah Wa

Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He

Wah Wa

 

Acp Says: Daya Ye PistolTo Khali Hai.

Swimming Pool Mein Paani Bohot Gehra Hai

 

Daya Says- "Sir LagtaHai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai."

Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...

Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...

 

Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Match Hue?

Kutte, Kamine..

Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

Wah Wah! Wah

Kutte Kamine

Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

 

Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine Pagar Kam Mili,Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..

Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki........

Kaun Hai Wo AadmiJisne Yeh Harkat Ki..........

 

Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki.....

Na Bandook Se Maaro,

Na Bomb Se Maaro....

Waah... Waah...

Na Bandook Se Maaro,

Na Bomb Se Maaro.........

 

Daya, Is Ghar KaChappa Chappa Chaan Maro....

Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai

Gaur Farmaaiye,

Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha

 

Acp Pradhuman Bola Fedrick,

Ladki To RangeenHai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

Once Rajnikant Teaches A Kid How To Open The Door Without Ringing The Bell ?

 

......... .....Now That Kid Is KnownAs C.i.d Inspector Daya

Nail Paint Lagaya Jata Hai Nail Main,.

Wah-wah...

Nail Paint LagayaJata Hai Nail Main,

 

.Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi BharSadte Rehna Jail Main.

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