Barish mai chata na ho toh bhi jayega
wah! wah!
Barish mai chata na ho toh bhi jayega
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ACP bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega
CID Jokes
arz kiya hain suniye
badi tej thi garmi,beh rahi thi looh
badi tej thi garmi, beh rahi thi looh
daya ke 2 thappad phir uh uh uh
us din beh rahi thi loo
hus din beh rahi thi looh
daya kehta hai I Love U
Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....
Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya,
yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!
Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……
Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro…….......
Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……
Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
Gaur farmayiga…
Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.....
Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony…
arz kiya hai......
ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..
OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...[Gaur farmayiega]….
ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...
Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!
tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..
tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye...
Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye.