Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikanth jokes
Rajnikanth can count infinity, twice.
Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square,
until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
Rajnikanth got smallpox when he was kid.
As a result, smallpox is now eradicated.
Rajnikanth can win F1 in reverse gear.
Rajnikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its descendents are today called giraffes.
When Rajnikanth walks into a dark room,
he doesn`t turn the light on.
He turns darkness off.
When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn`t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth.
When Rajnikanth asked to kill someone he doesn`t know,
he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
Rajnikanth doesn`t breathe.
Air hides in his lungs for protection from pollution.
Rajnikanth knows what women really want.
Rajnikanth`s every step creates a mini whirlwind,
Tsunami was the result of Rajinkanth`s swimming.
The British left India because Rajnikanth told them he was coming.