TATA Nano was invented after a 22 wheel
TATA truck crashed into RajiniKanth.
Breaking News:You'll never need to charge your cellphone if you have enough
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Rajnikanth jokes
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth
killing people faster than death can process them.
Bulk SMS ban for 15 days: Rajinikanth is responsible for it
as too many Rajini SMS were being forwarded.
Rajinikanth got angry with his friend for being rude.
He was told not to show his face again.
That person is now known as BIGG BOSS.
The reason India won the Cricket World Cup 2011:
Tendulka(R)
G(A)mbir
Yuvra(J)
V(I)render
Sehwag
Rai(N)a
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Harbh(A)jan
Zaheer Kha(N)
Pa(T)el
As(H)win
Enna Rascala, mind it!
Rajinikanth was putting his dog's tail into a pipe.
Passer-by: Hey, dog's tail never straightens.
Rajinikanth: Yenna Rascala, it's my dog. I am bending the pipe!
The power grid failure happened in India
because Rajinikanth was charging his mobile.
Once a farmer replaced "scare crow" in the farm with Rajinikanth's statue.
And birds even returned the grains they took last year!
Once Rajinikanth went to McDonald's.
He ordered a Dosa but McDonald's refused.
Since that day, Ronald McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!