Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using anti-bug spray.
Rajnikanth jokes
Rajnikanth can strangle with a cordless phone.
Aliens do indeed exist. They are simply avoiding Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
The earth was set on the axial point.
It tilted when Rajnikanth was born.
We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars.
Rajnikanth kicked the hole out of the black hole.
Rajnikanth doesn`t need a visa to travel abroad,
he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai
and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
Rajnikanth can judge a book by it`s cover,
Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
Rajnikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
The quickest way to a man`s heart is with Rajnikanth`s fist.
Rajnikanth has already been to Mars,
that`s why there is no sign of life there.
Rajnikanth leaves the messages before the beep.
Where there is a will, there is a way.
Where there is Rajnikanth,
there is no other way.
Rajnikanth`s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth can win at Solitaire with only 16 cards.
Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.
Rajnikanth can lick his elbows.
Rajnikanth can drown a fish.