Rajnikanth jokes
Breaking News:The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed.
Actually Rajinikanth..........ordered "Onion Uttapam"!
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning,
that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
How did Paul Octopus die?
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He was asked to predict Rajnikanth's death.
Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.
Since then that day is known as........Sunday!
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table;
Because;Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places
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Today those places are known as IITs.
Rajinikanth doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it!
Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Rajinikanth to die before they attack!
Who can shake the moon?
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It's Chandra Shaker. It isn't always always Rajinikanth!
What happens if Rajinikanth is appointed the coach of the Indian Cricket team?
Don't even try to guess as to what would happen.
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The Indian Cricket team would win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup!
Finally,
Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful heir!