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Rajinikanth has already been to Mars.

 

It's the reason for there being no signs of life on that planet!

Rajnikanth jokes

Little boy: Rajini uncle, what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?

 

Rajinikanth: While being a monitor, I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class. And now it's history!

If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago,

 

British would have fought India to get Independence.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until

Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

Rajinikanth is so fast that he can run around the globe

and punch himself in the back of his head.

Q: Why is sea water salty?

 

A: Bcoz Rajinikanth pees in it.

A frustrated message from Rajinikanth:

 

Who the hell is spreading false rumours that I gave birth to my parents?

What does Rajinikanth eat?

Whatever his wife cooks.

 

Even he doesn't have a choice here.

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Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth's leg.

 

After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Q: Why did Rajinikanth jump off a bridge?

 

A: He wanted to check the depth of the ocean.

When Rajinikanth feels like bathing,

monsoons arrive in India. No wonder,

 

monsoons hit South India first.

Santa: My internet speed was very slow.

I found a solution.Banta: Tell me also.

Even my net is slow.

Santa: I have installed a wallpaper of Rajinikanth.

 

Now I am enjoying the speed of a 3G connection.

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